My letter of application to the Harvard Kennedy School's Senior Professorship of Social Innovation

jpleary:

Dear Sir or Madam, But Most Likely Sir:

I am writing to apply for your advertised position in Social Innovation. As a Comparative Literature Ph.D, I am proficient in the fabrication of closed tautological circles of non-meaning; this makes me the ideal candidate for a job seeking…

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tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

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Chris Pratt for Men’s Fitness (USA - July/August 2014)

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tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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nextyearsgirl:

When women’s bodies and sexuality are commodities, it’s inevitable that any expression of those bodies and sexualities will be commodified no matter how unwillingly. This isn’t a failing in the morality of the system, this is the morality of the system.

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magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

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jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

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densofaxis:

fatfatties:

How to Make Groot Cupcakes 

SOMEONE MAKE ME GROOT CUPCAKES

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inlikewithlife:

chaotic-awesome:

I Don’t Know How Much Vodka I Put In This But I’m Going To Drink It Anyways: a memoir

This drink tastes awful, but I can’t waste alcohol: a sequel

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